10/10/15 -- "Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left."
9/9/15 -- You cannot be a "Weeaboo" if HALF OF YOUR FAMILY IS JAPANESE.
8/29/15 -- Need some text? Why not Zoidberg?
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5/3/11 -- The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't use it. The man who uses it doesn't realize it. What is it?
5/7/11 -- If you're wondering what the meaning of life is, you can find the answer in one of the simplest objects in your household. This object shows you anything and everything that you already know, and you look at it everyday. This object is so simple, but holds the most mystery. What is the object that shows you the meaning of life?
5/15/11 -- Is a sheep an animal covered in white fluffy fur? Or is it merely a giant white ball of fluff with an animal living inside?
6/3/11 -- The meaning of life and the secret to happiness is what you see in the mirror everyday.
6/22/11 -- If you hate someone, that just means they're always on your mind.
7/30/11 -- You can never have enough hats.
11/1/11 -- Spelling mistakes are god's way of telling you, it's not that you're not intelligent, it's that you're not perfect.
1/15/12 -- You know what they say... "too much of a good thing is an awesome thing, but too much of an awesome thing is really really dumb.... and bad...."
4/2/12 -- If I were a weasel, I'd have the world's best afro. And y'all would be jealous of my disco weasel swagger.