So sick of stupid ass shits who think they’re so “hardcore” because they can say whatever shit they want to anyone and think they can get away with it. Don’t even have the fucking brain capacity to think and consider their actions. It’s like if you express any intelligence to reason with them, and they respond with, “duhr hur yer legs r stoopid!” And they’ll never learn because they’re stupid fucks who rely on mommy and daddy to provide for them. Maybe they’ll learn when they go out into the real world, get denied a loan, can’t find a job, have to live on the street selling blow jobs, begging for drugs, and getting mugged and raped until they’re lucky enough for someone to take a gun to their fucking heads and do us all a fucking favor. Or maybe they’ll learn when they push someone too far, and that person finds where they live and shoots them in the fucking head. “I’m tired of waiting, I should play god and shoot you myself.” It’s so easy to get a gun in Murica. Too bad I don’t like them. I don’t like loud sounds. Mama, when are you going to come around and put it back the way it ought to be?
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10/10/15 -- "Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left."
9/9/15 -- You cannot be a "Weeaboo" if HALF OF YOUR FAMILY IS JAPANESE.
8/29/15 -- Need some text? Why not Zoidberg?
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5/3/11 -- The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't use it. The man who uses it doesn't realize it. What is it?
5/7/11 -- If you're wondering what the meaning of life is, you can find the answer in one of the simplest objects in your household. This object shows you anything and everything that you already know, and you look at it everyday. This object is so simple, but holds the most mystery. What is the object that shows you the meaning of life?
5/15/11 -- Is a sheep an animal covered in white fluffy fur? Or is it merely a giant white ball of fluff with an animal living inside?
6/3/11 -- The meaning of life and the secret to happiness is what you see in the mirror everyday.
6/22/11 -- If you hate someone, that just means they're always on your mind.
7/30/11 -- You can never have enough hats.
11/1/11 -- Spelling mistakes are god's way of telling you, it's not that you're not intelligent, it's that you're not perfect.
1/15/12 -- You know what they say... "too much of a good thing is an awesome thing, but too much of an awesome thing is really really dumb.... and bad...."
4/2/12 -- If I were a weasel, I'd have the world's best afro. And y'all would be jealous of my disco weasel swagger.