Let’s make this quick, because I have to go to work in twenty minutes. If you wanna know a little synopsis about me, read the “About Me” segment. It explains why I’m here, and a little bit about me. Not everything, though. I’ll get more into the stuff when I have the time to go on a writing rampage. Now, if you expected some intelligent banter about what’s on the news or what not, think again. Here, I will express opinions about issues I feel I need to express, random topics, and maybe social issues, and YOU can decide whether you think they’re intelligent or not… don’t tell me that however. I am merely here to speak through text, and if you don’t like it… well, I can’t stop you from insulting me, but I hope people here are a little more mature than on Myspace or Youtube. I will also show pictures and videos on this site, and I will provide links to my Deviant Art and Youtube pages, if you are interested in seeing my progression from age fourteen to present. (Let the record show I am twenty years old right now.) Note that in the text area called “Wanna Read This?” will be filled with riddles, quotes, random thoughts, et cetera. It will be your choice whether or not to answer or respond to them. Prepare yourselves to jump into my life, as I hold no restraint in telling people what’s going on inside my world. It is your choice on what you should do with this insignificant knowledge… who knows, maybe it WILL be significant to you somehow.
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10/10/15 -- "Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left."
9/9/15 -- You cannot be a "Weeaboo" if HALF OF YOUR FAMILY IS JAPANESE.
8/29/15 -- Need some text? Why not Zoidberg?
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5/3/11 -- The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't use it. The man who uses it doesn't realize it. What is it?
5/7/11 -- If you're wondering what the meaning of life is, you can find the answer in one of the simplest objects in your household. This object shows you anything and everything that you already know, and you look at it everyday. This object is so simple, but holds the most mystery. What is the object that shows you the meaning of life?
5/15/11 -- Is a sheep an animal covered in white fluffy fur? Or is it merely a giant white ball of fluff with an animal living inside?
6/3/11 -- The meaning of life and the secret to happiness is what you see in the mirror everyday.
6/22/11 -- If you hate someone, that just means they're always on your mind.
7/30/11 -- You can never have enough hats.
11/1/11 -- Spelling mistakes are god's way of telling you, it's not that you're not intelligent, it's that you're not perfect.
1/15/12 -- You know what they say... "too much of a good thing is an awesome thing, but too much of an awesome thing is really really dumb.... and bad...."
4/2/12 -- If I were a weasel, I'd have the world's best afro. And y'all would be jealous of my disco weasel swagger.